Tales from the Spambots: Miss Cynthia

People just don't seem to write to one another anymore. You might not have heard this, since no one has written to you about it. Regardless, I think it is time we gave appreciation to the most active composers of messages in our current era, the Spambots. We have, of course, already heard directly from Health Insurance Po here on the Volidity Report. But it is to Miss Cynthia that I dedicate the beginning of a new Volidity Report Exclusive Series™, "Tales from the Spambots":

From: Cynthia Roland [mailto: _______@att.net]
Sent: Tuesday, July 27, 2010
1:25 PM
Subject: Hello;

Hello,

My name is Cynthia Roland a young girl from Ivorie. I got your contact email while making some research for reliable foreigner on the Internet (Remember the distance or colour does not matter but our good heart and sincerity matters allot in life ) i will be waiting to hear from you so that i will tell you more about my self and send my picture to you.I wish you all the best for your day.Always stay blessed from my deepes heart.

Yours respectfully,
Miss Cynthia.

Miss Cynthia, you certainly seem like neither shake nor shalimar. Whether you are from the Ivory Coast or Ivory Soap, you will always remain in this reliable foreigner's "deepes heart"! (just don't e-mail me at work again...)