Dog Handjob

So, a good friend of the Volidity Report, Squid Brains, created an exquibulary flyer for a fake show featuring fake bands at a real venue! Going to show that fake bands can also have real songs, the Volidity Report is proud to present the first single for the NYC-based "goo-beat" band Dog Handjob, entitled "Dog Handjob":






Lyrics, Vocals: Herrence Meritocracy
Guitar, Bass, Drums, Vocals, Mixing: LK Shov
Vocals: The Dream Architect