NYC Subway Geode Sales Pitch

memorize, repeat. make dat money.

excuse me ladies and gentlemen sorry for the inconvenience my name is Luke and I'm selling geodes no I'm not selling geodes for any church group or basketball team but just trying to put a little honest change in my pocket and keep me off the streets geodes are great because I found a bag of them at school I was supposed to be in class first period which is geology because my cousin says don't go to school sell rocks and make your money geodes are rocks they are mad trippy too and you can get lots of colors too the geodes I'm selling are blue or green and are one dollar thank you and god bless would anybody like any geodes would anybody like any geodes

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